Archive for the Movies Category

Bend it Like Beckham – Juicy Juicy Mangos

Posted in Movies on April 25, 2008 by phenixascending

This was one of those movies that I don’t even know how I ended up watching it but I’m glad I did. One of the funniest scenes in the movie is where Jess is being fitted for her sister’s wedding. The designer completely plays her but it the cutest of ways. Love it.



Diary of a Mad Black Woman – I oughta punch you in the face

Posted in Movies on April 13, 2008 by phenixascending

I am a fan of Tyler Perry’s plays but his movies have been disappointing. The only movie that I liked was Diary of Mad Black Woman. This scene is one of my favorites because Madea is so damn funny. I love the line when she says “What the hell you sign a pre-nup, i oughta punch you in the face.” And then she proceeds to calculate how much Charles owes Helen by frantically punching in random numbers on a calculator (brilliant)…I also love how she makes up words…”you’ve been cooking, cleanting…” This scene is downright awesome. This clip also includes the scene where Madea and Helen goes to the house and all hell breaks loose. Enjoy.

Friday after Next – All kinds of wrong all kinds of funny

Posted in Movies on April 13, 2008 by phenixascending

Someone put this clip together which combines a bunch of funny scenes.  While the original Friday is still my favorite this one is a great rival.  Enjoy.

Dirty Dancing – Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

Posted in Movies on April 9, 2008 by phenixascending

Ok, maybe this is the ultimate chick flick but I truly think everyone should appreciate this movie. All of the dance scenes were awesome and Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze were amazing. You can’t tell me that you watched this movie and didn’t want to dance like them. Pure hotness! I chose this scene because of course it has Swayze’s best line in the movie but also because the two of them kick a$$ when they dance this final number. Enjoy and remember “Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner.”

Along Came Polly – Sharted

Posted in Movies on April 8, 2008 by phenixascending

Phillip Seymour Hoffman is the only reason I liked this movie. He is such a brilliant actor and he can play anything from a villain to the funny sidekick. There are such goods scenes of him in this movie but I wanted to start with this one…Enjoy

American Beauty – Lester gets serious

Posted in Movies on April 5, 2008 by phenixascending

American Beauty is one of those movies that I probably wouldn’t have watched unless someone suggested it but I’m glad I did. It instantly became one of my favorites. Kevin Spacey and Annette Bening were superb. This is the dinner scene where Lester tells his wife that he has quit his job. It’s actually a very funny scene because the acting was so great. Lester is calm and collected while Carolyn is a rambling nutcase all the while their daughter is caught in the middle. Enjoy.

Kill Bill Vol I – O-Ren-Ishii Collects Heads

Posted in Movies on April 1, 2008 by phenixascending

Kill Bill Vol. I is one of my favorite movies. The scene that I have chosen as one of the most memorable is the one where O-Ren-Ishii kills Boss Tanaka. Lucy Liu does an AMAZING job. I love when she runs across the table so effortlessly and severs his head. The she proceeds to relay her message to the other bosses in English (brilliant), at first in the calmest and most gentle of voices. Finally, she tells them that if any of them have anything else to say now is the time (of course she puts it differently). Absolute classic. Enjoy.